Archive - The Maple Standard

Canadian Navy Proudly Announces New Submarine Fleet—Still Can’t Go Underwater

After Decades of Maintenance, Canada’s New Subs Finally Arrive… But Still Won’t Submerge

Feb 8 •

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Doug Ford Launches “Buck-a-Burger” Election Campaign, Says It’s the Only Policy Ontarians Actually Care About

Supporters Just Want Cheap Burgers

Feb 5 •

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Canada Strikes Back: Trudeau and Ford Unleash the Ultimate Tariff Counteroffensive

The Maple Leaf Mayhem Begins — Doug Ford Goes Full Tilt

Feb 3 •

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New Canadian Passport Features QR Code That Auto-Apologizes at Border Crossings

I used to stammer through a nervous apology whenever a U.S. border guard glared at me, but now my passport does it for me. It’s a game-changer

Feb 3 •

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Trudeau Introduces New Carbon Tax on Breathing

Progressive Carbon Respiration Tax (PCRT)

Feb 2 •

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