Canadian Navy Proudly Announces New Submarine Fleet—Still Can’t Go Underwater
After Decades of Maintenance, Canada’s New Subs Finally Arrive… But Still Won’t Submerge
HALIFAX – In a triumphant ceremony at the Halifax naval base, Canada’s top military officials proudly unveiled the country’s brand-new submarine fleet, boasting state-of-the-art navigation systems, advanced sonar technology, and an unwavering commitment to staying on the water’s surface.
“This marks a new era for Canada’s naval capabilities,” declared Defence Minister Bill Blair, standing in front of HMCS Unsinkable, the first of four newly refitted submarines. “With these vessels, we reaffirm our commitment to maritime defense… as long as the threats remain above sea level.”
The submarines, originally purchased secondhand from the United Kingdom in the 1990s, have undergone extensive upgrades, budget overruns, and multiple “unexpected” drydock stays, costing taxpayers an estimated $10 billion. Despite this, the fleet’s ability to submerge remains an "aspirational goal" for the Department of National Defence.
“While other navies focus on deep-sea stealth missions, Canada is proud to lead the world in a new strategy—visible deterrence,” said Vice-Admiral Angus Topshee, head of the Royal Canadian Navy. “Enemy forces will see our subs coming from miles away and think, ‘Wow, they’re not even trying to hide. They must be incredibly confident.’”
A Legacy of Struggles
Canada’s troubled submarine history dates back decades, from infamous electrical failures to years-long repairs, culminating in the unfortunate reality that none of the current subs have spent more time underwater than they have in drydock. The newly refitted fleet aims to change that by setting more “realistic” expectations.
“Look, going underwater is overrated,” explained project lead Commodore Mary Simpson. “Sure, some critics will say, ‘Oh, but that’s literally what submarines are for.’ But I say, why limit ourselves? These vessels can patrol coastlines, carry out important training exercises, and even function as floating museums when docked—which, historically, is where they spend most of their time anyway.”
A “Versatile” Investment
Despite the lack of submerging capability, the government remains optimistic about the fleet’s potential. In response to criticism, officials highlighted the submarines’ unique operational roles:
Coastal Surveillance: With their periscopes permanently above water, these subs are ideal for keeping a close eye on Canada’s coastlines—especially from the safety of nearby harbors.
Training Missions: Navy personnel will be able to train for real-life scenarios, such as operating a submarine that refuses to sink or how to efficiently evacuate when it inevitably needs repairs.
Diplomatic Showpieces: These vessels will serve as floating symbols of Canada’s military commitment at international naval events—assuming they make it there without breaking down.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, when asked about the program’s shortcomings, praised the submarines’ eco-friendliness. “By remaining on the surface, these submarines use significantly less energy than their submerged counterparts. This aligns with our government’s commitment to reducing carbon emissions in the defense sector.”
Looking Ahead
Despite their current limitations, military officials remain hopeful that future upgrades will one day allow the submarines to dive—potentially by 2050, budget permitting. In the meantime, the fleet will continue to “dominate” Canada’s waters in a way no other navy does—by staying completely visible at all times.
“We may not be able to go underwater, but we’re still the best at floating,” Naval Warfare Officer Captain (N) James Redmond concluded, as HMCS Unsinkable prepared for its maiden voyage—a scenic tour around Halifax Harbor before returning for urgent maintenance.